Doom 4K 2005 UNRATED EXTENDED Ultra HD 2160p

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The year is 2045. After a call for help is received from the distant Alduai Science Laboratory, a squad of space special forces arrives on Mars and discovers the defeated station. It soon becomes clear that humans are being hunted here by hordes of terrifying mutants.

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The distant, distant future. Well, or not so far - who cares? NASA made their dreams come true after all. Rockets were built and astronauts established a colony on Mars. Why they did this is unclear, because the entire civilized world has long known that on unknown planets there are BIG, ugly monsters who want to eat everyone who is stupid enough to stick their necks out to them. But the Martian scientists and colonists made another mistake - these idiots built underground laboratories with dark corridors. And everyone knows that underground laboratories with dark corridors are home to BIG, scary monsters, simply by definition. Well, there are no dark corridors without scary monsters. It's the law.

However, at first the colonists were lucky. No one ate them, did not tear, did not lay crocodiles in them. But the scientists' happiness didn't last long - the monsters obey the law. During a genetic experiment (those scientists are dumb for sure - what kind of retard would have to be in a STRANGE LABORATORY to conduct GENETIC EXPERIMENTS), the subject turned into a huge monster, and began to eat everyone in a row. Soon, of all the idiots, only John Carmack survived - he just knows all these dark corridors too well, and knows how to survive in them. He also sends a signal to Earth - save me, help me, I feel bad, there are monsters here, they came to avenge me for their brothers, whom I scored in DOOM 2, etc. After which the monster does get to John Carmack. Damn, and I was so looking forward to playing DOOM 4...

But the bosses turn out to be just as dumb as the scientists. Everyone, absolutely everyone, knows that if you send a badass squad into the dark corridors, only Ellen Ripley will survive. What's to stop them from blowing up the base with a nuke - all the scientists are dead anyway? No, guys, we're going to do this the old-fashioned way. Why do we need a nuclear bomb? Then there won't be any shooting, the audience won't be happy, and the movie won't make it to the box office. And that's not good.

So we sent a Special Forces team to Mars. The SWAT team is made up of the following wonderful people:

1. Sergeant. He does not have a name - just a sergeant. Able to do two things: a stone face and the phrase 'Listen to my command. Like all the sergeants in the movie, he does not want to and cannot command.

2. Sinner. Silent gloomy guy. Can, as a sergeant, do two things, cut crosses on his body and kill himself against the wall.

3. Portman. The caustic, vulgar type.

4. Destroyer. Could have been translated into Russian, but our translators don't take the easy way out. Can only make a stone face. The most uninteresting.

5. Duke. Destroyer's brother. Funny guy. Knows how to love his job.

6. Kid. A stoned-looking kid about fifteen years old. Knows how to tell the commander to go to hell.

7. The Demon. Main character. Can shoot.

8. Mack. Chinese. Or Korean. Or Japanese. Can't do anything.

That's the kind of great company that arrives on the scene of a tragedy. You can guess what happens next.

Amazing. Everything is amazing. Andrzej Bartkowiak, who hasn't played DOOM at all, seems to think that a movie can only succeed if it is stamped with ALL possible stamps in nature. Because the movie is a cliché on a cliché and a cliché on a cliché. The only original scene is the first-person fight at the end, but it's also very passé. Well, tell me - what a high you can get from the battle, if all the zombies just run in and out and the main character shoots them? Where's DOOM here?

Speaking of DOOM. The creators decided that you can shit on the fans right from the doorstep. So instead of a rather parodic, decorative game plot they made up this crap. The main characters are all idiots, as they should be. They apparently read a book called 'The Best Ways to Die at the Hands of Monsters' before the flight. Because that's exactly what it looks like. There are no demons in the movie. There are zombies and viruses and other abodes of evil. And there are no demons. There's no Cyberdemon. Can you imagine DOOM without Cyberdemon? It's like a rapper without the foul language. But there's BFG. Which hasn't really killed anyone. Can you imagine that? You know what the BFG stands for? Bio Force Gun. Well, you get the idea.