Postal 4K 2007 Director's Cut Ultra HD 2160p

Story Movie

A huge entertainment center is being built in the town of Paradise, and a shipment of Croci toys is brought into one of the stores. These ass-shaped toys become the focus of two groups. The terrorists want to steal them so they can sew a strain of bird flu virus into each one. And a hippie gang wants to steal Croci to make money.

Review 4K Movie

A film based on the computer game ‘Postal’, which has a rather bad reputation due to its violence. The game is trashy—in a good way—when you get a kick out of playing the character Dude, who walks around the small town of Paradise City and wreaks havoc.

Let's be honest, Uwe Boll is not a very good director who likes to make movies based on games. His credits include House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne, and now Postal. Next up are Bloodrayne 2, Far Cry, and two movies based on the game Dungeon Siege.

The movie Postal turned out to be trash, as expected. But at least this trash is watchable. The movie has quite a few recognizable elements from the game — the red-haired Dude himself, except that in the movie he is more humane. The trailer shows him living with his wife, who never leaves the trailer, a store with an Arab salesman, a bunch of Arabs hiding in the basement of that same store, led by Bin Laden, a popular actor who is a dwarf, the phallic comic book character Croc... In short, a lot was taken from the game.

There is no real humor in the film as such; the laughter is caused by the abundance of jokes and absurd situations: jokes about Bin Laden, about sexual minorities, and about Americans in general and George Bush in particular; Uwe Boll plays himself and also makes fun of himself.

The plot is not very interesting. In the town of Paradise, a German-style entertainment center is being built, and a shipment of Crocs toys, a comic book character in the form of male genitals, is brought to the town for this occasion. Arab terrorists want to steal this shipment and inject each toy with a new strain of the flu virus. A group of hippies led by the main character's brother also wants to steal the toys to sell them at a speculative price to solve their financial problems. At the center of it all is the main character, Dude, who is extremely unlucky. In the end, he snaps, leaving behind a trail of corpses.

In the end, if you don't expect anything from this movie and are familiar with the world of Postal, it might make you smile a couple of times. Overall, it's trash in every sense of the word.