G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 4K 2009 Ultra HD 2160p

Story Movie

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra In order to confront a huge corporation, a powerful military unit called G.I. was created in Egypt. Joe. But this is not an easy task. The head of the corporation is a arms dealer and has quite a strong guard, as well as access to the most modern weapons. But the military unit also has an arsenal of high-tech weapons at hand. After a brazen attack on the military column carrying the latest weapons, the baron appears to want to capture the whole world. Therefore, the fight promises to be tough. 4k full hd movies download The Rise of Cobra now/

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The "The Rise of Cobra" is a bright representative of the zero commercially successful, technically perfect, extremely full of zubbombing action, but to the horror of a primitive and useless from the cultural point of view nextgen`a, which appeared in mass culture thanks to the game consoles of the new generation. In such films discarded for useless sane characters, dialogues or decent jokes for the sake of the notorious entertainment, people finally replaced the mannequins processed on the computer, and dialogues and jokes, as demonstrated in one of the series of "South Park", write manatees with the help of a random number generator. It's not even the monorail creations of Michael Bay with their inherent pathetic-patriotic bombast, and not visually perfect films by Robert Rodriguez, and not even some McDzhi's "Terminator 4", it's much, much worse.

Like any self-respecting nextgen-movie, "The Rise of Cobra", 4k full hd movies download, tries to return to its origins: to the period of the heyday of adventure blockbusters, when the total absence of sane dialogues looked damn cool, and primitive subjects wanted to hand out an entire bunch of Oscars. It remains to put the old school plot on modern rails and stuff with newfangled effects - and that's all, the cash hit is there. The main thing only is not to overdo it with nostalgia and not to turn the film into an ode to blockbuster archaism. Sommers did not manage. Yes, the viewer missed the old days, but did someone ask you to shove in one film about the classic salvation of the world of Marlon Wines, screaming at Celtic military orders, to show in the paints the harsh Chinese childhood of some heroes and to propagate to the maximum the family values in the best traditions of Steven Spielberg? Of course not. And in the "Cobra Brooch" this whole soup set is, because of what the movie looks like a parody of a parody puppet cartoon "Detachment America: World Police" from Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Just like the "Death Race", vainly trying to talk to the audience about the blossoming economic crisis through the prism of adrenaline carnage on a car that is deadly in all senses, and "GIJOE" in the intervals between the sluggish imitations of Jackie Chan and Bruce Willis periodically enters the political arena, where Sommers tries to talk about the harm and advantage of nanotechnology. Unfortunately, he only needs to open his mouth, so on the screen again something demonstratively explodes, and again the gallant troop of G.I.Joe goes to tear up numerous enemy asses. Naturally, the mind of so many straightforward shootings begins to split in two. And if the veiled grind-porno with the inspiring title "Transformers 2" tried to mate with the spectator's mind only half an hour before the final credits, then "The Rise of Cobra" severely rapes the unprepared mind for all of the hundred and thirty-four minutes of the frenzied action.

But, despite all the above-mentioned disadvantages, against the background uberpofosnogo "Terminator 4", unnecessarily Romkomovsky "Harry Potter" or too prolonged sequel "Transformers" unnaturally silly, bright as fireworks, squeezed to the limit, conveyor product from Stephen Sommers looks worse, but all the same quite worthy. As they say, on bezrybe and cancer - the fish. But this does not mean that after the blockbuster hunger strike we must attack at least some semblance of the old school action movie and recognize it as the best spectacle of this second-rate summer. Aveskhan of Macedon once wrote a book about air nutrition. Maybe it's time to buy it?