Story Movie
Wade Wilson gets caught up in the Temporal Change Management organization, which forces him to return to his alter ego Deadpool and change history with the help of Wolverine.
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What is there to write decently about such an indescribable movie with the names of, to put it mildly, uneasy superheroes in the title? A spoiler here, a spoiler there, a couple more on the side, three behind. Ryan Reynolds - the main muse of this project - and his company of like-minded people have done so much that it remains only to raise your jaw, to get out of prostration, to think for a short while, to go to the site of booking tickets for the sake of the evening session on the same day, to clearly consolidate the first impression, to remember Deadpool's witticisms and to enjoy Logan's sweaty, pumped-up body. We're definitely going tonight.
- Where are the intimate price coordinators on site?! ©
What everyone knows for sure: Mr. Wilson faced a personal crisis, decided to give his costume to Peter, stapled a wig to his hollow head, got a boring job to even live in peace. Especially with 9 freaky except one character around, it would have been hard for Kevin Feige to pull the Dead Man Out of the Pool. But suddenly the legendary N'Sync are there revived and decided to unite, so the protagonist had no choice but to pull out his uniform and dance in honor of it. Okay, it's a joke here, but the opening credits to 'Bye, Bye, Bye' will cheer you up just fine. In fact, Mr. Wilson will appear before the UWI a.k.a. The God Who Rocks.
- I'm Marvel's Jesus. Or Spock. You never know. ©
In the UWI, the chatty mercenary is explained everything, Poole sends Fox to hell and proclaims himself Marvel's Jesus, on whom the fate of the entire universe depends. But the messiah has sins, so the creators hit the mark with the iconic song 'Like a Prayer', which was scandalously famous in its time for its beautiful ambiguity. There are bad deeds under the belt of the worst version of Wolverine, too, so the ending, which we're not allowed to write about, blows us away or makes us cry to the rhythms of that Madonna hit. To all collabs collab, of course! Red and yellow, talker and silent, smooth and hairy. Yeah, the guys gave us the second Wonder this year after Dune Part 2.
- I haven't been shot at yet.... ©
When the unsettled guys get adventurous, the next thing to do is exclusively mouth to mouth. You can't name the ones you see. Surprise after surprise. “Finale” is resting? 'No Way Home' lying in a ditch? You don't have to compare them and put them above. Let everyone have their own way, why argue so loudly? The main thing is to enjoy the face of a cool actor in a dark hall and wait for the others to go on. Oh, what a version of Wolverine you'll get, peach! Multiverse decides, fanservice is rattling all over the place, expect cheers and screams, videotaping everything. Yes and the villain will be useful to the heroes, another takeover of the world so no one will be surprised. What the audience needs is a resolution to the Deadpool crisis.
- There are 206 bones in the human body. 207 if I'm watching “Gossip Girl. ©
Some may not be satisfied with the fact that Deadpool's inner circle from the previous two installments will appear in a couple of scenes and a photo. And someone can go to the theater with a fan for company, and his machine-gun dialogues will make you snort and sigh languidly. Fully turned on geeks may be disappointed in the plot because their theories won't be confirmed. Here we are left to compare our response to Blake Lively, who probably isn't happy with her husband every day. It's life, it happens. Even though it was filmed on Marvel's dime, it's not childish looking. If ever a mercenary makes it into the Avengers lineup, they'll be the ones ruining it with censorship, not him adding to their beauty.
- 'Suggestion' ©.
The villain will become useful in that the desperate heroes will look deeper into themselves, and it will make them think where they need to. The universes are universes, but behind all the colorful buffoonery there is something more behind it that wants its own answers. Juicy carnage filmed in the vein of 'Oldboy'? Nods in the direction of 'Mad Max'? A buddy-movie about such fun partners? It's all to the point, even a quip towards the RHS from the dubbing director in a vivid scene. The main thing is, when you sit down in the chair and start watching the movie, be in the present moment, here and now, until the end. Don't spin the past in your head, don't think about the future. Just enjoy every minute of the marvelous two hours.
The only thing missing was the Glantz-Rahlenko duet..... But we live in a world where it's real.
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